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ciao
Dane Cook helped me realize all my bios are dumb.
Life is about balance.
Be kind,
but don’t allow people abuse you.
Trust,
but don’t be deceived.
Be content,
but never stop improving yourself.
….and….ALWAYS trust Allah!
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Accidentally tasting peppermint. (via ponzuthecat)
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a piece of advice my dad gave me and I’ve never forgotten is, “if you won’t worry about it in 4 months, don’t worry about it now.” saved me countless times, it’s a philosophy to adopt and help improve your life. Failed a test? ask yourself if you’ll think about this still in 4 months? Made a fool of yourself in public? I doubt even the people who saw it will remember it past today. Know you could have done better? Ran further? don’t beat yourself up over it, you can do better tomorrow. Don’t overthink things, a lot of negatives matter less than you think they do.
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date a boy who hates coleslaw
date a boy who never lets coleslaw near you
date a boy who will chuck a bowl of coleslaw across the room if someone puts it near you
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The more you watch Tom & Jerry the more confused you are over which of the two is the bigger asshole.
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A stray dog getting a free grooming session from a group of monkeys - photographer unknown
a 3rd monkey took the pic
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